Jeff C.

Jeff: Um, yeah.  There’s not a whole lot to say about this one.  Just enjoy.

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Lyrics:

Hey there girl let’s go out and get naughty
I’ll take you out to a nice chicken sauté
Just you and me girl and a waiter who’s snotty
Forget him let’s have a nice sexy party

After a bottle of wine and some potatoes au gratin
Maybe you’ll want some desert, maybe some flan
Maybe I’ll even pay the bill, a free meal you’ve gotten
Or if we’re out at Chinese you’ll have a sexy won ton

You and me and a jar of peanut butter
You and me there could be no other

You and me and a bottle of Nutella
You and me and 5 or 6 other fellas

Hey there girl let’s go back to my barbecue
I’ll make you a hot and juicy curry vindaloo
If you want you can bring your stinky sister, too
She’ll eat the best meal she’s had since she got back from picachu

After I clean up the pinot noir that you’ll spill
I’ll take your wine glass and yes, I’ll refill
You’ll fall for me as I clean up your mess, yes you will
And I’ll take off all my clothes as I finish up at the grill

You and me and a box of nutter butters
You and me and my two older brothers

You and me and a big ol’ renaissance fair turkey leg
You and me, c’mon baby don’t make me beg

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Words and Music:  Jeff C.

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