Jeff: As many of you know, I’m trying to sell a duplex I designed and built here in Denver, Colorado….yeah, looks like I picked a good time to become a property developer. Anyhoo, in an effort to drum up interest of any kind, I’ve taken to social media marketing(among other things) for the building, and, along with some friends, have been writing jokes and song parodies for its Facebook page and twitter accounts. Which seems to attract a little bit of attention and is quite fun to do. Up to this point it’s only been words, but last night I sat down and recorded some lyrics (by my friend Anthony) to Bon Jovi’s “Dead Or Alive,” and here they are! Enjoy. And if you have any friends looking for a great place to buy, please send them to:
http://tiny.cc/e33 (facebook)
http://twitter.com/elevation33
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Lyrics:
It’s such a shame
Only the faces change
Every day
It seems I’m wastin’ away
I’m the place
Where the prices are so low
It’s just not right
That I’m not your home
I’m a duplex
With an elevator inside
I want you
To get out and buy
Want you
To get out and buy
Sometimes I think
There might be better days
If this unit next to me
We could both go our own ways
But ya know I’d have to say
As my fellow duplex he
Is not such a bad guy
And we’re both just oh so sexy
We’re a duplex
In the middle of LoHi
I want you (waaaant you)
To get out and buy
Want you (WAAAAAANT YOU-OU-OU)
To get out and buy
Oh, gotta buy…
Oooooh, I’m a duplex
C’mon in and don’t be shy
You want me (waaant meeee)
So get out and buy
And you’ll walk these streets
But you won’t have far to go
Everything you need
Is within a good stone’s throw
You’ll walk everywhere (ohhh yeah)
Cuz it’s all right here
Restaurants, shops, and bars
So go have a beer
I’m a duplex
My doors are open wide
I need you (neeeeed you)
To get out and buy
I’m a duplex
There’s brochures right inside
I want you (waaant you)
To get out and buy
You won’t cry (you won’t cry)
If you get out and buy
Get out and buy-uy-uy
Get out and buy
Get out and buy-uy-uy
Get out and buy-uy-uy-uy-uy
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Words: Anthony Reynoso
Music: Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora
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